Tuesday, October 5, 2010

One of my friends is a bigger asshole than all the others.

I promise I won't be mad.

Didn't you just love that shit from your parents when you were younger?
"Just tell me the truth, I promise I won't be mad."

Always a lie.  They were pretty much ALWAYS mad.
It was a trick.

A trick that I'm going to now use.

I promise I won't be mad.......
.....if one of you crafty assholes admits you sent the Witnesses to my house.




WHY do I think one of my friends sent them?  Because it's fucking hilarious and sounds like something pretty much any of them would do. And I'm upset that I didn't think of it first.

Seriously, I'm not mad.
Until this lady comes back when I'm home and I have to hide from her.
That shit ruins my TV time.

3 comments:

grburbank said...

Ha ha! Awesome! Once you figure out who is was, you can just send the missionaries on over.

Rebecca said...

This gives me an excellent idea to keep in mind for future use. :D Genius.

Brein said...

LOL! Please tell me who it is when you find out cause I'm pretty sure they sicked them on me too. I didn't get a note, just drop by visitors. *shudder*